I asked my 18 year old sister what sound a giraffe makes. She just started licking around the edges of her mouth.
I asked my 18 year old sister what sound a giraffe makes. She just started licking around the edges of her mouth.
Come to me, Paul qi
I will kiss your face one thousand times
Hello. I am cute. Goodbye.
I spilled a can of fruit on my computer on Tuesday. I took out the keys and put them back. Some of them aren’t working properly. Not fun. My computer smells like fruit juice.
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Ahhhh wow! DC Pierson is Bad at Girls was great! If you get the chance to see it, you totally should. I think he’ll be doing another show in LA pretty soon. He’s going to be doing it in Chicago also.
It was a really good story-telling show! It tied together very nicely. I smiled the whole time. You leave the place feeling really awesome and thinking about your Ashley Overholdt.
Also, here is a picture of me being tired.
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This is a :3 face. I might put some eyeliner on before I leave. Things are going to get crazy. One of the cats is screaming at my mom.
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Crystal and I are going to go see DC Pierson do standup!!! I am very excited. I hope Dominic Dierkes opens for him. I didn’t get to see Dominic’s standup show. It was earlier this week. I was working.
I built four prints today! It was very tiring. I even got some overtime. I hope my manager doesn’t get mad at me.
My eyes are all red. I wore my glasses all day. Now I am wearing my contact lenses. I can’t see as well when I wear my glasses. Now you can see my beautiful, sexy, hot, perfect eyes.
I just finished my mexican pizza.
Real women have curds.
Not very many people know this, but Alicia Keys is the original lead singer of the Black Keys.
(Source: CNN)
A shirt that reads, go to he’ll
I wish all boys were chubby and asian so then I could have a crush on all of the boys.
brandnewswastikas asked: Dear cute girl, do you remember making a picture of something, I can't even remember what it was of, but there was text that said "srry bby" on it? Do you remember that? Is that somewhere on here? Where can I find that? Thank you for your help.
I remember that, yes! Here it is: http://laurenjade.tumblr.com/post/7057003671/knowyourbears-sorry-for-the-big-unexplained